Since the RiverBums have been shipwrecked for the past 2 weeks due to rain, work, and sudaphed, we have decided to introduce you to the newest member of the Riverbums. Her name is Justice Fisher. That’s right, Fisher. As in Fisher of men, as in fisherman, as in Justice the Fisherman. Was it just coincidence that Dad bestowed such a worthy middle name upon her. We think not.
Justice fishing the flats in UP Michigan
Now, Justice is more of the behind the scenes fisherman. She holds the tackle box while listening to that young pop female sensation, Justin Bieber on her headphones or looks out for bears as she writes in her Twilight book. Yes, this vampire loving, junior mint snacking, dancing queen is what we like to say EXTRA special. What, may you ask makes her extra special? Could it be her savant Frisbee playing skills or her ability to memorize an entire movie credit? (Seriously, ask her who the key grip boy is in Legally Blonde 2) Sure, all of that may be true. But, the thing most interesting about her is her extra chromosome. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this miraculous creature weighing in at just over 90 pounds and 4’8 with the strength of Hulk himself has one more chromosome than you. Jealous? Of course you are, who wouldn’t be? Admit it, you wake up every morning, look in the mirror and are ashamed of your mere 46 total chromosomes. That’s because only the cool kids get 47 and Justice Fisher just happens to be one of those kids.
So, with that being said, we would like to dedicate this week’s blog to the Fisher of men with an extra chromosome. But, most of all, an extra affectionate heart!
AC made a face…
“Stop it, I can’t take it anymore.”
A Special Olympic Winner Every Year!
That’s one special RiverBum. Speaking of special, this weekend is the weekend we have been waiting for since the end of September. That’s right my friends, May 5th is opening weekend for Smallies in Wisconsin. And that means…ROADTRIP. Tune in next week when we tell you all about our first days reeling in the bass on the ********* river (Sorry, hafta kill ya).
Until next time, we’ll see ya on the other side of the river….
AC, Dad, and Fisher